Obviously it is proper etiquette to write a suicide letter to offline friends and family. What about online friends? Would an email be appropriate or more of an IM in this occasion?
Listen girl. Why don’t you come to NY for the weekend. I’ll show you a good time. I’ll ditch the fam, get us a nice hotel room, and we can go out all weekend. I’ll go right now and take out a nice chunk of change from my husbands account!
We can go anywhere you want. We’ll get all drunk, and stupid. And after that we can throw wet grass at the homeless folk just for sh!ts and giggles.
Ok, what do you say? You need a vacation, and I’ll take good care of you!